Deer Processing

CURRENT HOURS:

MONDAY- FRIDAY : 9AM-4PM

SATURDAY : 9AM-12PM

SUNDAY : CLOSED

TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW PRICING BELOW. OBVIOUSLY PRICES HAVE GONE UP. DOING SOME SIMPLE CALCULATIONS WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT THE OVERALL COST WILL BE. WE'D PREFER NOT TO BE YELLED AT OVER THE PHONE WHEN WE CALL YOU AND GIVE YOU YOUR TOTAL, THANKS!!

IT IS SAD I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WRITE THIS, BUT PLEASE BE KIND. WE HAVE BEEN IN BUSINESS SINCE 1880 AND CONTRARY TO WHAT SOME CUSTOMERS THINK, WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR WORK & THE SERVICE WE PROVIDE. WITH THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE A WILD GAME PROCESSOR. MEANING, YOU ARE KILLING A WILD ANIMAL AND WE ARE JUST PERFORMING A SERVICE TO YOU BY CUTTING IT UP THE WAY YOU ASKED US TOO. VENISON CAN VARY IN TASTE BASED ON THE AGE OF THE DEER, WHAT IT HAS EATEN AND HOW IT WAS TAKEN CARE OF POST KILL. THERE IS NOTHING WE COULD POSSIBLY DO TO IT TO CHANGE THE TASTE OF YOUR STEAKS, ROASTS, GROUND, WHATEVER CUTS YOU ASKED FOR. WE SIMPLY CUT IT, WRAP IT AND GIVE IT BACK TO YOU. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE WAY WE DO WORK, PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE. IT TRULY IS THAT SIMPLE. GO TO ANOTHER PROCESSOR OR BETTER YET, DO IT YOURSELF. CALLING ME UP TELLING ME WE DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR WORK, YOU ARE REFUSING TO PAY FOR IT OR BETTER YET, YOU WANT TO COOK UP YOUR MEAT AND TRY IT FIRST TO MAKE SURE YOU LIKE IT IS RIDICULOUS. WE WORK LONG HOURS TRYING TO ACCOMMODATE AS MANY OF OUR CUSTOMERS AS WE CAN & I WILL REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE WE FEEL NECESSARY.

CWD TESTING: YES, WE ARE A SAMPLE STATION! MEANING, WE ONLY TAKE THE SAMPLES AND THAT IS IT! WE DO NOT HAVE A LAB IN THE BACK, WE ARE NOT BIOLOGISTS AND NO, WE CANNOT TELL LOOKING AT YOUR DEER IF IT IS POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE. THE DNR PICKS UP THE SAMPLES, SENDS THEM OFF TO BE TESTED AND YOU CAN FIND OUT YOUR RESULTS ON THE DNR WEBSITE BY YOUR PHONE NUMBER. REGARDLESS OF THE RESULTS, YOU ARE LIABLE TO PICK UP YOUR DEER & PAY THE PROCESSING FEES. IF NOT, SEE YOU IN COURT :)

-- PLEASE READ -- IF YOU CHOOSE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR MEAT COVERED IN HAIR, LEAVES, POOP, DIRT, CORN OR WHATEVER ELSE LAYING AROUND, WE WILL NOT ACCEPT IT. IF YOU ALSO CHOOSE TO QUARTER YOUR DEER WITH THE FUR ON, WE WILL ALSO NOT ACCEPT IT. WE ARE NOT MAGICIANS AND WE CANNOT TURN GARBAGE INTO GOLD. PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE AND REMEMBER YOU ARE GOING TO CONSUME THIS!!

IF YOU WOULD LIKE GRAPHIC EXAMPLES, PLEASE VIEW THOSE ON FACEBOOK.

FAQ'S

"WHERE ARE MY BACKSTRAPS?"  - THE ANSWER TO THAT WILL DEPEND ON HOW YOU GOT YOUR DEER CUT. YOUR PACKAGES WILL EITHER BE MARKED BACKSTRAP, CHOPS OR BUTTERFLY CHOPS. IF YOU ASKED FOR OUR STANDARD CUT, THOSE ARE BONE-IN CHOPS. YOU CAN REQUEST THE BACKSTRAPS WHOLE, CUT INTO PIECES OR BONELESS BUTTERFLY CHOPS. IF YOU DO NOT SPECIFY OR SPEAK UP, THEY WILL BE CUT INTO BONE-IN CHOPS AND MARKED EXACTLY THAT.

"WHAT IS THIS $40 CHARGE WHEN I SAID I DON'T WANT THE HIDE?" - WELL YA SEE, THE PERSON WHO HAS TO SKIN YOUR DEER, WOULD LIKE A PAYCHECK. REGARDLESS IF YOU SAY YES OR NO WHEN WE ASK YOU IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE HIDE, WE HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE TO DO THE WORK & THEY WOULD LIKE TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES. IF YOU BRING YOUR DEER WITH THE FUR ON, YOU WILL BE CHARGED THIS FEE!!!!

"WHEN WILL MY DEER BE READY?" - SIMPLE ANSWER, WHEN WE CALL YOU! DO NOT CALL US ASKING IF YOU DEER IS DONE. BELIEVE ME, WE WILL CALL YOU. IF WE DO NOT SPEAK TO YOU DIRECTLY, WE WILL LEAVE A MESSAGE. DO NOT, & I REPEAT DO NOT, CALL BACK TELLING ME YOU GOT THE MESSAGE, WHEN YOU ARE COMING OR BETTER YET, BEFORE EVEN LISTENING TO THE MESSAGE AND ASKING ME ALL THE SAME QUESTIONS I LEFT ON YOUR VOICEMAIL. JUST COME AND PICK-UP YOUR STUFF DURING ANY OF THE HOURS THAT WE TELL YOU WE ARE OPEN!